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Game of the Week: Defend Your Castle

Posted in Classics, Free Downloads, Online, PC Games, Reviews by ubersoldat on January 22nd, 2006.

So I got bored recently, and decided to take a stroll down memory lane, aka Flash Games Avenue. I rediscovered a classic: Defend Your Castle. The goal here is to defend your castle from barbarians, who are actually just stick figures. I find the first few stages the hardest because you have to do everything by hand. You have to click on each stick figure and fling him into the air, letting gravity chalk up another kill. As you accumulate points, you can upgrade your castle such that you can “convert” the barbarians and train them to man your castle as archers, wizards, kamikazees, or craftsmen.

Repair Damage: Fix damage incurred to your castle
Upgrade Walls: Increase your castle’s ability to withstand the onslaught
Temple: With this upgrade, you can drop enemy units (gently) into your castle to convert them to your side. These converts can be trained or deployed as kamikazee units.
Archery Range: Train archers to defend your castle automatically
Workshop: Train craftsmen to repair your castle automatically
Mana Pool: Train wizards to use powerful spells
Demolition Lab: Allows you to deploy kamikazee units by clicking the convert icons below your castle hitpoints. Click the unit to detonate.

My strategy is to buy a Temple, and then an Archery Range as soon as possible after that, training my converts into archers. Then I skip the Workshop and the Demolition Lab, and save up for the Mana Poll. It is crucial to get the Mana Pool because wizards have powerful spells such as instant kill, massive explosion, and instant conversion. Thus you can eventually begin to compound the number of converts you get, and the rate at which you get them, by investing in wizards. It gets extremely simple when you have a sufficient amount of converts there is literally nothing left to do!

Even though the stick figures have buffed-up, do more damage, and run extremely fast, they are of little challenge to take out because I have 1630 archers, 728 craftsmen, and 215 wizards. You should get over 200 wizards so that mana-regeneration doesn’t become a problem.

That’s right. I didn’t get bored until I got to the 59th stage of Defend Your Castle and had acquired over 13 million points. That’s how addicting it is. Two thumbs up for this flash game! You can play it here.

This entry was posted on Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 at 10:32 pm and is tagged with stroll down memory lane, mana pool, archery range, kamikazees, massive explosion, stroll down memory, enemy units, stick figure, barbarians, flash games, converts, craftsmen, onslaught, wizards, chalk, spells, demolition, gravity, conversion, poll. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback.

57 Responses to “Game of the Week: Defend Your Castle”

  1. Hannah says:

    You’re crazy! And that game is quite boring….Zzzzz

  2. Cheeter says:

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  5. rghtsdfred says:

    About defending your castle… how do you keep your numbers up? Everytime I get something going where I have 100 wizards and 50 archers, I beat the stage and below it says I have casualties… this normally wouldn’t be a problem in most video games, except that it wipes out my WHOLE army! I have zero wizards and zero archers starting the next level and need to start from scratch… what’s up with that?

  6. Farin says:

    If you don’t get enough kills and you buy to many units it will clear your men untill you have the gold to pay for which if you using your gold to buy archers you will not be able to pay for the units between levels which you have to pay 200 a wizard 50 archer… between every level and not just once

  7. Farin says:

    anyone know where i can download defend your castle instead of having to go online to play it?!?

  8. Monkey says:

    google it, that should work seeing as google is the fountain of all knowledge good and evil.

  9. justin says:

    ok yea so currently im at stage 101 with 1717 archers 170 wizardsand 170 repair dudes and i dunno if there is an end
    im to the point where ever morning when i wake up i just click ok and leave coz the levels take like 30 minutes

  10. Megan Hope says:

    Wow! You guys are insane! I’m only on level 16, and at the moment, I’ve lost all of my archers, widards and craftsmen. It’s all going downhill, but this game is so addicting once you get into it.

  11. The God says:

    well ****, this games is set around stage 15 or so, meaning you won’t have to do **** after that, except recruit more troops, just let your troops do all the work. and to not lose your troops is simple, don’t ******* spend more than you have in hand. meaning, don’t make more troops than the money you already have in hand. don’t count the money you’re gonna make. simple as that.

  12. The God says:

    btw, does anyone know how many lvl there is?

  13. foamy says:

    there is infenite levels.
    good game
    gets boring quik tho

  14. My game is at like level 45 and i havent had to do anything for a while. i just want to know, are there any other bad guys other than the regular guys, the battering ram guys, the big guys, and the exploding guys?

  15. matthew says:

    Very fun and addicting game, i give it 5 thumbs up!

  16. dude says:

    i am on level 256 and it is pretty easy i dont have to work and i have 1085 archerers 5023 fiwer dudes 12369 wizards and 567892345 dollars

  17. dude says:

    i meant fixxer dudes

  18. dude says:

    F I X E R

  19. dude says:

    I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
    Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
    Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
    Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
    You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
    I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
    “I hate myself.”

    Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
    I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
    Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
    When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

    So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
    I put baloney in my left pocket.
    Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
    Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
    It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
    It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

  20. dude says:

    I LIKE TO rock peas on my head but don’t call me a peE head.
    BeEs on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
    Bruce LEe’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
    Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
    You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
    I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
    “I hate myself.”

    Pancake on my fAce makes mE eXTrA happy.
    I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
    Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
    When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

    So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
    I put baloney in my left pocket.
    Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
    Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
    It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
    It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

  21. 684-1445 says:

    i like this game it rocks but my computs slow but i need inside hints kingtedtheelf@yahoo.com please message for help

  22. 684-1445 says:

    not the phone the yahoo name

  23. SQZ says:

    if you play neo pets contact me king_ted_green

  24. SQZ says:

    and runescape contact kingted3

  25. yfhfrh says:

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  26. tthfwefgfsf says:

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  27. tthfwefgfsf says:

    i want t o play this game but i can’t

  28. alex says:

    how kan u download it? plz plz plz tell me! it’s not on google i don’t think…

  29. moose man says:

    you are all nob ends how wud u wont to play this piece of ***! you bolluk!

  30. Mazzy Maz says:

    This game is a load of POO! i agree with moose man its a load of **** (AKA) ****!

  31. petey says:

    I had 650 wizards, 400 archers and 500 craftsmen. After a while it got a bit boring but i would give it 8/10

  32. i stink says:

    ya i just started playing it and I stink at begining what should i buy ? should i save up or what ?

  33. u do stink says:

    no.

  34. Dark Anubis says:

    I seriously doubt that the guy who wrote that the game had infinate levels will actually read this so … does anyone else have any proof that the game doesnt end or is it just a guess

  35. Rice_Addict says:

    lol yeah defend your castle is a pretty good game when you first start. but then it becomes boring once you’ve got loads of archers.

  36. ... says:

    Wowo…..addicting game and interesting comments

  37. need help fast says:

    How do you stop your archers from dying? leeze hlp…

  38. dromio05 says:

    first off, yes, the game has infinite levels. this is the faq page from the game designers website:

    http://www.xgenstudios.com/help/defend-your-castle.php

    second, it’s very simple to keep your guys from dying. you need to have enough money at the START of your turn to pay for the upkeep of the units you have at the END of your turn. that means you can’t spend all of your money every turn or else all of your units will disband at the end of it. each wizard costs 200, each archer costs 100 and each builder costs 50. at the end of your turn it displays how much you spent on unit upkeep. remember that number, add however much you think you are going to add to it next turn, and make sure you save that much money.

  39. If you want to download this game to use on your own website you have to buy it from the the game makers site at:

    http://shop.xgenstudios.com/

    It’s $15 if you just want a download and you get a few other games too.

  40. mikong says:

    ya harro, me rike to pray castre in rearry fun to pray the game.

  41. Joey says:

    How am i supposed to beat the levels when after level 13, i lose all my wizards, archers, and craftsmen? its impossible

  42. i rock says:

    when the level number comes up right click and press back b4 it starts the game it will take you to main page. press load game you will be on a higher level. i dont know what lvl it takes you to but i got to level 960 with this. those peeps are like flashes goin to your castle!!! also durin the game right click press forward and then pick everyone up. press right click again then press back and they go flying! its a easy way to kill reg sized people.

  43. Kyle says:

    Are there any more characters/enemies other than the regular guy, the ramming guys, the giants,or the bomber dudes?

  44. Major Gamer says:

    This is one of the dumbest games ever

  45. D says:

    lol, lvl 13 and i restarted from lvl 15 like 10 mins ago, i only restarted coz i didnt no how 2 kill big guys……

  46. D says:

    holy ****……i hate dose freackin big guys! how do ya kill em?

  47. natha87 says:

    how do you get lots of money in a cheat?

  48. jack barrack says:

    how do you pause the game because when i want to masturbate i always loose battle ?

  49. Bryan says:

    Just go on masturbating… it’s healthier than playing this game anyway…

  50. Marvyn says:

    yo how did you make rangers

  51. me says:

    how do you download

  52. desperado to defend my castle says:

    HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS?! PLZZZ TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

  53. ufuk says:

    guyz how do u get archers vs when i buy archer range i cant summon archers :D

  54. scaryman says:

    How Come no-one will give a straght answer on HOW THE HELL TO DOWNLOAD THE GAME! I WANT TO PLAY THIS OFFLINE!

  55. serith says:

    wtf is gravatar?

    oh, and by the way, i have a hp of 9000, 25 archers i am on level 14, and i can’t beat it

    i also can’t recruit the kamakazis from the demolition lab i bought

    need help now, give it to me or else!!!

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