I Want You to Watch Me Play Madden
This skit was on Mad TV on Saturday, and it was recorded off screen. Enjoy the japery!
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OMFG WTF BBQ?
LOL, OMFG, WTF, and BRB are just four of the many acronyms that folks on the ‘net like the sling back and forth in the heat of combat. And now, thanks to this instructional diagram, you too can learn the ways of AIM-Speech:
Humorous and Fantastic Quotes
Voltaire once wrote that “a witty saying proves nothing”. Although this is true, they can often convey the thoughts, feelings, or emotions of an individual quite keenly. In the entertainment industry, whether it be music, games, or the movies, quotes are memorable, catchy, and incessant. Just think about how many times we heard “I’m Rick James, bitch” a couple of years ago when the Chappelle Show was at its all-time high. Or the ever-infamous mistranslation in Zero Wing: “all your base are belong to us”.
Another great video-game quote comes from Zelda II: The Adventures of Link. In that successful classic, Link encounters the most enigmatic of men: “Error”. Here’s the quote:
Besides the many quotes whose popularity fluctuates with the trends of the time, there exist quotes of eternal import. Think Socrates. Think Martin Luther King. Think Confucius. For a site devoted to great quotes, go here.
American Pokemon Pimps
This is the truth behind Pokemon’s popularity. Pokemon “trainers” are really just pimps:
“I had a mother fucker ask me the other day, ‘Do you beat your Pokemon when they lose?’
I said, ‘Mother fucker, do I beat them when they lose? I beat them when they win.’
The logic here being that if they know Im gonna whoop their ass when they win, just think of how bad that ass-whooping is going to be if they lose.”
How terrible is that? Life would be so much more intesting if Pokemon Pimps existed!
