This is the truth behind Pokemon’s popularity. Pokemon “trainers” are really just pimps:

“I had a mother fucker ask me the other day, ‘Do you beat your Pokemon when they lose?’
I said, ‘Mother fucker, do I beat them when they lose? I beat them when they win.’
The logic here being that if they know Im gonna whoop their ass when they win, just think of how bad that ass-whooping is going to be if they lose.”

How terrible is that? Life would be so much more intesting if Pokemon Pimps existed!